"Who are you supposed to be?"
"I’m… Captain America.”
It’s good to know that Nash Grier doesn’t think Nash Grier deserves any of the hate he gets.
((let’s hope i’m not offending anyone))
underpaid bowling alley employees should go on strike
❝ The most beautiful people we have known are those who have known defeat, known suffering, known struggle, known loss, and have found their way out of the depths. These persons have an appreciation, a sensitivity, and an understanding of life that fills them with compassion, gentleness, and a deep loving concern. Beautiful people do not just happen.
Give your name and name an animal
Luke: I'm Luke and puppy
Calum: I'm Calum and I'd probably say I'm most like a horse
Ashton: I'm Ashton I am a gibon
Michael: Hello my name is Michael and I like long walks on the beach
Ashton: That's not an animal bro
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.” tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work.
judas was creepy as fuck
Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing.
"…Judas, we’ve talked about this."
if tumblr users were more like raven then no one would fight
❝ You just forgot about me.
In that moment you took
every page of our story
and ripped them out of
your book and my blood had
bled to write those pages
and you did not even think
twice and now all of the pages
that I had written in your book
are gone and my blood has run