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❝ Having a low opinion of yourself is not modesty. It’s self-destruction.

— Bobby Sommer (via jakobhybholt)
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❝ Any time Jennifer Lawrence, Jeremy Renner and Orlando Bloom want to have an archery contest at Comic-Con, just let me know and I’ll be there.

— Stephen Amell on his archery skills and throwing down the gauntlet - also making me hope desperately that it happens x (via cindafuckingrella)
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saraoverlandfrost:

They’ve finally figured out their real target demographic. 

saraoverlandfrost:

They’ve finally figured out their real target demographic. 

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❝ The bindi on the forehead is an ancient tradition in Hinduism and has religious significance. It is also sometimes referred to as the third eye and the flame, and it is an auspicious religious and spiritual symbol… It is not meant to be thrown around loosely for seductive effects or as a fashion accessory aiming at mercantile greed.

— Rajan Zed on Selena Gomez wearing a bindi (via khashish)
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And then you realize that Forrest knows about his condition all along and your heart breaks a little.

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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❝ I think we still live in a culture that assumes that men are single by choice and women are single because no one wants them.

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Things I Learned from Harry Potter:

captainmarvel:

  • Cats can’t read maps or signs
  • There’s no post on Sundays
  • You can’t cancel Quidditch
  • None of the above applies to Minerva McGonagall
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It's OK With Me by Manchester Orchestra
And I know I’m not what you need
But it’s okay, yeah it’s okay with me…
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