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Jul 25th · 324 · ©

"Who are you supposed to be?"

"I’m… Captain America.”

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Jul 25th · 6112 · ©
tylerbroakley:

It’s good to know that Nash Grier doesn’t think Nash Grier deserves any of the hate he gets.

tylerbroakley:

It’s good to know that Nash Grier doesn’t think Nash Grier deserves any of the hate he gets.

Jul 25th · 9217 · ©
rufiohealy:

((let’s hope i’m not offending anyone))

rufiohealy:

((let’s hope i’m not offending anyone))

Jul 25th · 2098 · ©

artichokehold:

underpaid bowling alley employees should go on strike 

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Jul 25th · 13347 · ©
❝ The most beautiful people we have known are those who have known defeat, known suffering, known struggle, known loss, and have found their way out of the depths. These persons have an appreciation, a sensitivity, and an understanding of life that fills them with compassion, gentleness, and a deep loving concern. Beautiful people do not just happen.

— Elisabeth Kübler-Ross (via purplebuddhaproject)
Jul 25th · 1071 · ©
Give your name and name an animal
Jul 25th · 2210 · ©
Jul 25th · 194 · ©

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

Jul 25th · 228275 · ©

sarcastic-snowflake:

So every morning I get off the train and start my 20 minute walk to work, and there’s this guy who’s always like 3 steps ahead of me and always beats me to the street corner bc I get stopped by the light and he passes it. but today I was ahead of him for the first time and he RUNS in front of me, turns around and goes “I’ve been winning for 2 months now, can’t stop now, have a good day, see you tomorrow.”  tmrw I swear i’m wearing running shoes to work. 

Jul 25th · 102572 · ©

kvotheunkvothe:

thesassylorax:

everthorne:

judas was creepy as fuck

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Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing.

"Hello, Jesus."
"…Judas, we’ve talked about this."

Jul 25th · 120206

holothewolf-x:

if tumblr users were more like raven then no one would fight

Jul 24th · 188348 · ©
❝ You just forgot about me.
In that moment you took
every page of our story
and ripped them out of
your book and my blood had
bled to write those pages
and you did not even think
twice and now all of the pages
that I had written in your book
are gone and my blood has run
dry.

You ripped my pages out.  (via dollpoetry)
Jul 24th · 1391 · ©